misha collins is now officially double my age and i’ve never been more attracted to him god bless 

drown me in benzos 

mishpala:

my body was not made to cope with misha collins because i literally start crying and hyperventilating every time there is a video and my heart jumps when i notice he wears his hair differently or that he forgot to shave that morning and when there is that little spark in his eyes and they are so much bluer than ever before and my heart races and i wanna hide my face and scream which i usually do because i am nOT ABLE TO COPE WITH ANYTHING THIS MAN IS DOING AND ONE DAY HE IS GONNA FUCKING WRECK ME FOR GOOD HE ALREADY RUINED ME BECAUSE DANG SON UR THE MOST ATTRACTIVE FUCKER IN THIS WORLD TO ME AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THIS BUT U SHOULD NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT

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#it me  

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true 

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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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#ABOUT ME  

Cassel ›

there’s a v big chance I’ll be releasing my EP tonight so if you could go like my music page I’d be super appreciative!!

slayerdeans:

Happy 40th Birthday Misha!

             ↳ August 20th, 1974

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demonbloodsausagedog:

annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

I’m done

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